you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time
If you can pin me down in bed and hold my hand at dinner then you basically meet my standards
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
does my messy hair and the dark circles under my eyes in combination with an oversized shirt and slutty underwear turn you on